Another one bites the dust (well ... should've!!)

[hiddenmuse]

American Idol - Decimated, for your reading pleasure

Last night's American Idol was a total fiasco, was it not? The biggest one being Ace "I am a Soulless Pod Person" Young wanting to re-arrange "We Will Rock You".

Memo to Ace: (a) You are a mere peon, compared to Brian May and Roger Taylor ... you DO NOT even think to suggest re-arranging that song. EVER. Freddy Mercury's cremains should've come around in a dust storm to choke you to death.
(b) "We Will Rock You" is to be *chanted*, or at the least, performed while stomping around like you're an old-school punk ... or a drunk frat boy. NO singing allowed, jackass. Those cremains should make a return engagement to bitch-slap you for that ... as well as Brian and Roger giving you a sound beating after your performance.
(c) Paula Abdul is starting to re-consider wanting to shtup you senseless once the competition is over. For serious. And the Ghost of Freddy Mercury is waiting in the alley to strangle you with his mic stand.


And Bucky singing "Fat Bottomed Girls"? For Shame!! That should've been Mandisa, fucking owning that song. Oh, wait ... since she's purportedly aligned with anti-queer people (and an ex-gay ministry), she may not be so up with singing about getting life and love at the hands of another woman. So ... maybe not. Still. It wasn't happening.


Finally, Chris. At first, I was loving him. Loved his bad-boy, "Vin Diesel before the AK-47s Gun Show" look. Then, he opened his mouth, and started singing. Every song, every genre - sounded like he was trying to sing the damn songs in some angsty rock-metal boy style. Like James Hetfield on a heavy dose of Prozac and Brandon Boyd (Incubus) decided to have a child together ... and it grew up to be Chris.


But, enough of that ... I'm going to hang out and wait for the next episode of AI to come on ... and see who wound up on the chopping block this week.

Comments

[kathykat.livejournal.com]

Hi Hidden Muse! I have long wanted to meet you, and I was wanting to suggest that if you are free, some of us are going to the End Up on Friday. It's not great pizza, but there are lots of places to chat.

Just wanted to invite you out if you and K are free.

:)

[kathykat.livejournal.com]

(in fact, its no pizza, but I'm sure you already knew that, I was referencing a chat we'd had in LJ long ago...but? you may have known that too??!)

;)

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

hehe - sounds like fun!

Kellie had sprained her ankle at work several days ago, so she won't be able to make it ... but I'd be more than happy to come around (even if it's only for a little while)! :-) Send me an e-mail with the info: museinmyhead @ gmail.com - or just give me the info here, m'dear.

[season.livejournal.com]

dood, poor brandon boyd. what did he ever do to you do diserve american idol spawnage! lol!!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

I'm Sorry! I like Brandon Boyd - he's adorable ... and he did an awesome cover of Elvis Costello's "Allison". He was just the first guy to come to mind - so, perhaps we could sub in some other "worthy" individual to provide American Idol spawn! Any ideas?!?

[perfecthorror.livejournal.com]

I concur.
Ace is such a cunt.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Indeed ... he is quite possibly hellspawn. If he wins, then he must've struck a really sweet deal with the Devil Himself.

[divachickie.livejournal.com]

Wow, that was a bitter, angry post!

Hee.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

:-)

I didn't mean to come across that way ... or did you mean the TVGasm peeps? ;)

Just gotta stand up for Queen and the legacy - which was upheld by some, and (unfortunately) pissed on by a couple! {Yes, Ace might be cute, and he might have my sister and her friends thinking the bad thoughts ... but there's something missing behind that pretty face.}