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Someone please make me laugh.

The clients have their Pissy Pants© on again ... and I'm in the firing range, it seems.

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Top 10 reasons why working in a cubicle is bad...so I thought I'd share 'em

10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a friggin' box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together and too flimsy for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers.

And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle...
1.You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.

So funny - and as a former cube-dweller, I can say that they're all (unfortunately) true.

http://sonictouch.ytmnd.com/

*dead*

Evil! And I mean that in the best possible way. :-)

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf

may not make you laugh, but it's a damn good time waster.

Fun - and a great way to annoy the cats! ;)

Putting it in "Manic Mode" reminds me of when I was a kid, and I'd stomp on and roll all over the bubble wrap, just to make it pop that much louder and that much more!

This probably won't make you laugh (unless you're familiar with the books), but your icon reminds me of Tales of the City.

Michael and Brian have a discussion about cock rings, and later Michael gives Brian one for a Christmas present. Brian's date says, "Oh, that's cute! What is it?"
The two guys look at each other, and inform her:
"It's an.... ornament... You, uh, put it on your tree..."

LMAO - sounds like how I'd try to explain away sex toys to the family!!

It could work.... :>

Make you laugh... okay, think about this one for a minute and tell me how you feel:

Ashton Kutcher is a motherfucker. Literally.

*snort*

He's living out that long-sublimated Oedipus Complex fantasy, eh?

Oedipus Complex? Wut'chu talkin' 'bout Bruce Willis?

Surely you can't be serious!

Let me guess - you are serious, and stop calling you "Shirley"? ;)

{Okay ... if you don't know, Oedipus was a figure in Greek Mythology who'd apparently killed his father and fucked his mother.}

{Okay ... if you don't know, Oedipus was a figure in Greek Mythology who'd apparently killed his father and fucked his mother.}

That shit is bananas.

Yeah we learned about it in psychology class like a million years ago when I was an undergrad (listen to me talking, LOL). Luckily, there was no lab required.

http://www.myspace.com/cobrastarship

Read the Hollaback Girl analysis. FUNNY AS HELL.

The analysis is wickedly funny ... especially since I think the song is annoying as all get-out. And I like your Gorillaz icon. :-)

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