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hiddenmuse ([personal profile] hiddenmuse) wrote2005-06-09 09:17 am
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A great big OMGWTFBBQ on this one

I've nothing against people wanting to support a company that makes vegan shampoos and styling products. But do you *really* want to buy something called Jonathan Product?

Honestly. I only watch Blow Out because it's fun to see that self-serving, egotistical bastard implode over the most asinine things week after week.

But "Jonathan Product"? Sounds extremely squicky - and highly unoriginal. If it weren't vegan, he could be bottling up his own "product" and calling it hair serum for what its worth.


Anywho ... I'll stick with anything but Jonathan Product. I've better things to do than line the pockets of some wannabe holier-than-thou asshole.
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[identity profile] lolo13.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally love the whole part about how the lady supposedly cried when she said he made her feel beautiful.
I would like to vomit on his shoes.
Perhaps he can make a hair product out of that.

[identity profile] bobinbstn.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want anything jonathan produces on me...

[identity profile] venusrising.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
How was the season premiere? I missed it and now that my Tivo box lies broken on the garage floor, I'm not sure when I'll be able to see it...

Cry for me, please?

[identity profile] luvlyssa.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
rofl I watched blow out last season and caught it the other night. Somehow I liked it better last season...I think I just want to stab him in the eyes to let the pressure out.

[identity profile] livinginoctober.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I love the show, but I gotta admit, it's something about the way he LOOKS at people, that you know he thinks he's better than everyone. Jason HATES even looking at him.

[identity profile] chickitychinah.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
the other thing that is really amusing to me is that whole Essential Water (TM) thing. First of all, isn't water, by our very nature and design, Essential by default? Secondly, when I investigate, 'essential water' is water infused with Rosemary and Sage essential oil. Hello? You can't copyright fragrances or essential oil formulations because it's like copyrighting a recipe. You can't copyright things that are nothing more than a re-combination of ordinary items. You can only trademark the name, that's why perfumers can make legal knock-offs of scents. But to take water that has a couple drops of essential oil in it and trademark it is just stupid. That's like trying to trademark Lemonade (TM). Meh.

[identity profile] moongirli.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, my... I just caught the first ep (there seriously was nothing else on, and I didn't feel like hooking up my stereo, or being in silence) and he's like, "This [Jonathan Product] could make me more famous than Vidal Sasson!"

Er.. Um. Until I found out they had optioned the show for a second season, I completely forgot his existence. And once I started watching, I'd forgotten even his last name. And I love how he's such a whiny bitch and pissy to everyone, and then goes to his therapist and starts crying. It's like, "Secretly, I am a sensitive male..."

Only the hairdresser knows for sure, I guess.
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