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hiddenmuse ([personal profile] hiddenmuse) wrote2002-12-15 02:00 pm

I don't get it

Yesterday, while I was at the department store getting my sweater, I overheard a lady on queue in front of me say the following to the saleswoman: "Well, you know, I don't like to go out since the whole 9/11 thing. I'm just afraid of crowded buildings."
{re-read that if necessary, and keep in mind that I'm in St. Louis, Missouri. The friggin' midwest.}

*blink* Excuse me? You're going to continue living your life paralyzed by fear? Lady, you need a therapist - and fast.


Like I said, I don't get it. People can be so wierd.

[identity profile] s0ulchyld.livejournal.com 2002-12-18 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Lewis Black on hearing stupid things and them giving you brain anurisms (spelling on that sucks, I know, sorry):

"I actually over-heard this girl in the mall say, 'If it weren't for my horse I'd never have spent that year in college.' Think about this for a minute, but don't think too hard. 'If it weren't for my horse' Giddie-up, Giddie-up, 'I'd never have spent that year in college' degree granting institution of higher learning."

[identity profile] hiddenmuse.livejournal.com 2002-12-18 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
hehe - I love Lewis Black! :)