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Apparently with gay marriages coming up one day closer, celebrities are opening their mouths and proving themselves to be "Celebretards".

Take, for example, Usher. He's come up with the theory that lesbianism is caused by a lack of good men. It has nothing to do with, you know, actually liking other women and preferring them romantically/sexually. Apparently, we just need good men in our lives. Well, damn. Unfortunately, the good men I know of are either gay or married (or, now, both)! So, sorry Usher ... looks like I'll be sticking with the girls' team.

Another "celebrity" with this problem is ~~MENSA candidate~~ ~~MySpace Whore~~ What the *%$@! is her purpose again? - Tila Tequila. Apparently, we can get married because of her. Wow. And here I thought it was due to the California Supreme Court deciding that we should have the right to be as happy and miserable as straight folks. Instead, it's thanks to some reality show retard that being queer is acceptable, and therefore, we can get married because of this resulting acceptance.

I don't get it. I really don't. All I can do is sit back and laugh at the inanity of their statements, and wonder where the hell they got these insane ideas.

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I knew that I would find a proper reason one day for my dislike of Tila Tequila.

Oh, Usher. Your horse it is so high.

I think the term "celebretard" is too good for Tila in this case. Idiot.

We have been shunning Tila since she picked Bobby over Dani during the first season of A Shot At Love.

Oh my god, that Tila Tequila article is HILARIOUS!!