hiddenmuse | (no subject)

I hate PMS. Some months, I don't have any physical/emotional symptoms. Some months, I just get bitch-slapped by sore breasts and pre-menstrual cramps. Other months, I'm being tormented by an emotional rollercoaster, going between wanting to rip someone's head off, and wanting to just hide somewhere and cry for days.

This month, I've been spanked by both physical and emotional symptoms. It must be some kind of Karmic punishment. Yeah, last night's feelings of paranoia and being curled up in a near-fetal position, wanting to die - lots of fun there. And those cramps and sore boobs? Even more fun!

The best part? I'm at a heightened risk of having a seizure, due to those loverly hormone swings. Woohooo.

I'm one of those freaks that's looking forward to menopause.

This is all to say that I take no responsibility for any stupid, irrational statements that come out of my mouth in the next several days.