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Dear Fred Armisen -

I want to have Gay Pagan Babies^TM with you ... especially after seeing this: The iPhone.

You are hilarious as Prince, and your Steve Jobs? *Love them* Ferricito, on the other hand ... oh honey, that has got to be killed. Eleventy million ways of dead. Please.

And did I mention that you in glasses = hotness? Really ... I've got a thing for emo boys.

So, you can make me laugh my ass off ... and you're probably not the most heterosexual man in the bunch ... so yes, let's make Gay Pagan Babies^TM together.

Signed,

Carly

p.s.: Ilan from Top Chef, same goes for you, Mr. "I'm not gay ... but I set off Gaydars at every turn" Emo Boy. And this photo? Yum. I'm so queueing up for Jewish Gay Pagan Babies^TM with you, too. (G*d ... it's always the (possibly) gay boys ... or the Jewish boys. So rare to get both at one time. *eg*)

Someone help me get "This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race" out of my head ... all I hear is that refrain in my head. Damn you, Fall Out Boy! Damn you all!

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So is Fred gay, or is it just rumored? So confused. :P

But yeah, I'd totally have babies with him too. He captured my heart once upon a time when him and Ben Affleck did the SNL skit based on Gigli. Love.

I have no clue about Fred's sexuality ... I just know that he does come across as a twee bit fey - and there's nothing wrong with that! Also, he plays remotely gay characters quite well (Gaystrogen, anyone?).

Never saw the Gigli sketch with Ben Affleck ... only time I saw Ben on SNL was when he'd just broken up with Jennifer Lopez, and he was offering "Bennifer", "Boprah", "Benyonce" and "BenGay" (for Marcia Gay Harden ... or if Matt Damon changes his mind) shirts in his opening monologue!

Yeah, it was that episode. They're doing a sketch where Ben is playing himself and Fred plays a mentally challenged character in the movie. Ben keeps insisting that Gigli will be a big hit. Fred keeps responding, "Ben, there's too many plot holes. They won't like it Ben." Classic Fred.

You know, now that you mention it, I do remember that episode, and that sketch! :-)