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Someone please make me laugh.

The clients have their Pissy Pants© on again ... and I'm in the firing range, it seems.

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Top 10 reasons why working in a cubicle is bad...so I thought I'd share 'em

10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a friggin' box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together and too flimsy for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers.

And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle...
1.You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.

http://sonictouch.ytmnd.com/

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf

may not make you laugh, but it's a damn good time waster.

This probably won't make you laugh (unless you're familiar with the books), but your icon reminds me of Tales of the City.

Michael and Brian have a discussion about cock rings, and later Michael gives Brian one for a Christmas present. Brian's date says, "Oh, that's cute! What is it?"
The two guys look at each other, and inform her:
"It's an.... ornament... You, uh, put it on your tree..."

Make you laugh... okay, think about this one for a minute and tell me how you feel:

Ashton Kutcher is a motherfucker. Literally.

http://www.myspace.com/cobrastarship

Read the Hollaback Girl analysis. FUNNY AS HELL.

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