A great big OMGWTFBBQ on this one

[hiddenmuse]

I've nothing against people wanting to support a company that makes vegan shampoos and styling products. But do you *really* want to buy something called Jonathan Product?

Honestly. I only watch Blow Out because it's fun to see that self-serving, egotistical bastard implode over the most asinine things week after week.

But "Jonathan Product"? Sounds extremely squicky - and highly unoriginal. If it weren't vegan, he could be bottling up his own "product" and calling it hair serum for what its worth.


Anywho ... I'll stick with anything but Jonathan Product. I've better things to do than line the pockets of some wannabe holier-than-thou asshole.

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[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Well, Jonathan was himself (full of shit, sexist, etc.) - and a lot of the prior staff was gone, including Jenn, my favorite gal from last season! :(

Anyways, the premiere involved Jonathan working on getting the aforementioned Jonathan Spooge ready to be produced, as well as doing hair for Alia Shawkat (from Arrested Development) and Kristen Bell (from Veronica Mars) prior to the Golden Globes. Drama ensues, Jonathan refers to Kristen as a "Bunny" among other choice terms, after doing her hair and seeing her in the Golden Globes attire. One of the assistants (Edward) is upset over another's (Scott) being flamboyant and "making gay men look bad".

Future episodes involve more drama, as Jonathan continues to wear his Bitchy Pants, and butts heads with people that have the gall to challenge him at being an Alpha Male.

[venusrising.livejournal.com]

Jenn? The pink haired one? She's on Ten Years Younger as the hair guru.

When I first started watching Blow Out I was convinced that Jonathan was gay. I still think he's not straight but who am I to judge.

Did he get rid of the stylist from NY? I can't remember his name.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

That's cool about Jenn - I'm glad that she's doing her own thing. :)

The New York stylist (Daniel? or someone like that) is still around - Jonathan is trying to persuade him to come to L.A. full-time.

As for Jonathan's heterosexuality, I have a feeling that he's trying to convince *himself* of that fact, more than anyone else. [See also: Tom Cruise]