That's right - I said Red Hottt

[hiddenmuse]

"God Won't Hot Sauce You ... But You Need To Learn Consequences" {Or, the new Christian method of corporal punishment - AKA: "WWBWD? - What Would Blair Warner Do?"}


I swear, I'm not making it up. According to Christian circles, Hot Saucing the tip of your wee bairn's tongue is the way to punish them - without really punishing them.

What does this mean? Well, besides McIlhenny experiencing a spike in their sales - due to Upstanding Christian Parents using Tabasco in an almost sadistic manner - there will be the spawn of those Upstanding Christian Parents, afraid of anything beyond the utterly banal for the rest of their days, associating it (in an almost-Pavlovian sense) with punishment and negativity.


So, I leave it to you all to discuss, debate and decimate. Hot Saucing: Legitimate Punishment Method - or Borderline Child Abuse?

Comments

[standing8.livejournal.com]

i heard about parebts doing that.

what happened to a good ol fashioned switch beating? kids nowadays have it so easy.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

That's what I wanna know! It got to where all my parents had to do was *imply* that they were going to spank my butt and I got in line!