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[hiddenmuse]

Jessica Simpson, on starting a family: "I don't think it will be in six months or a year, but after that, Nick's getting old," the 24-year-old Simpson told (US) magazine.


Wait ... Nick Lachey is getting old at all of 30 years of age? What's wrong with that picture? He may not be my type - he did marry that puffball, after all - but, come on ... he does look good, and is far from old.

*sigh* I can't wait until she hits the Big 3-0. Old as the hills!! ;)

Comments

[divachickie.livejournal.com]

Must I remind you that this is Jessica Simpson speaking?!

Exactly.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

I know that she's not a rocket surgeon, which is why I like to point her out as one to tease mercilessly. >:-)

[kenlin.livejournal.com]

oh goodey - yet another reason to hate Jessica Simpson!

And the rumors of her being in X3 better be just that RUMORS.

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

As though one needed to have a *good* reason? *evil grin*

[full4zaccordion.livejournal.com]

Is 24 her age or her IQ?

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

I think it's her age, but IQ does sound more realistic most of the time!

[some-fan.livejournal.com]

With respect to Jessica Simpson, I think Foghorn Leghorn put it best.."That kid's about as sharp as a bowling ball."

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

I always did like Foghorn Leghorn - that witty curmudgeon.

[rosesandvine.livejournal.com]

Hmm, depending on interpretation, she could be saying at 30 he's not old, but in six months to a year, then Nick will be getting old, so like, 30 is like, young, but like, 30.5 or 31? That's like so old.

She does realize, or can I be the one to point it out, that Tony Randall sired two children in his 70's...... *block the mental imagery* *and the thought of him saying, "oh yes, you like it dirty don't you"* bwahaha.

[potbellynine.livejournal.com]

You know, the thought of her producing offspring frightens me.