All the news that's unfit to print

or something like that.

Everyone's been talking about "Paris Hilton this, Paris Hilton that..." but there's more to the news than the incredible sense of schadenfreude that came from watching that whiny, sniveling brat be carried off to the hoosegow. But, damn - if that wasn't one of the more interesting trainwrecks!

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Got a Crush on You (or, The Summer of Like - 2007)

Platonic Crushes are So 2007

Okay, so the article is mainly about "man crushes" - but the same can certainly apply for us of the female persuasion.

The common categories for the platonic crushes - pick and choose as you wish:

1) Fictional Characters
2) Sports Figures
3) Local Specimens
4) George Clooney
5) The guy at work that always wears nice shirts
6) Guys with falsetto voices that used to date Britney Spears when she was still hot

( my boy crushes )

( my girl crushes )

Oh, and to Peter Hartlaub, who wrote the article that spawned this -- Eva Longoria on most women's Top 3 list?!? Please. I'll take Mia Tyler or Julianne Moore any day.