Letters to Inanimate Objects

Dear Band-Aid^TM Blister Block -

You suck. I applied the stuff as the package recommends. Even did it repeatedly through the morning.

Yet, I'm still dealing with my feet being rubbed the wrong way by my damn shoes.

That, or it's just these frackin' Payless shoes. No matter, my feet hurt.

Bitches and hos, man ... bitches and hos.

-- Me

Total Pug Recall!

Yet another reason to love The Onion: Dog Breeders Issue Massive Recall of '07 Pugs

( What to look for in your recalled pug )

Stupid question time! (Other good stuff included)

Okay - I love the show Heroes. Hiro is adorable in that geeky-boy way; Sylar is the bad boy that you hate to love ... and Nikki/Jessica? H-O-T Hot.

Anyways, this is my question: If you could have a super power of any kind, what would it be? And is there any reason that you'd want this power?

Me? I'd like to be invisible (but, who doesn't?). Why? To appease the voyeur in me. The part of me that would rather watch than participate. And not just for sexual things, either - so get your minds out of the gutter, people!

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"29 Areas of Incompatibility!"

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