Another One Rides the Bus - and some other stories of life in The City

Here it is, another Random Friday. Woohoo.

( Grumpy Gus Rides the Bus )

( Crazy Mary, Screaming Atcha Now! )

( For the Love of G*d, Don't Buy Make-Up While Impaired. )

( Sneezy, Wheezy, Happy ... and those other Dwarves )

Stupid Products for Stupid People

I take no responsibility for these - you can thank/blame the mad minds at SomethingAwful for these, as always.


New from Yankee Candle Company: Death-Scented Candles

Label Stuff! Labeling for Idiots

If you thought the custom-made red Swingline^TM in Office Space wasn't tricked out enough - then get this: Stapler Modding Kit

As if you weren't geeky enough with your TI-82 Graphing Calculator ... which you only used to plot out fractals, admit it ... along comes this: iCalc

Turn your dog into an Emo Geek, just like you! ;)
Rabid Dog Sensitivity Training Kit

And if you're looking for your place in the world ... try one of these kits:
Hipster: It's Deck!

Furry: It's Yiffy!

Goth: It's from Hot Topic!