Letter I'd Never Send - Yet It's Fun As Hell to Write

[hiddenmuse]

Dear Steven Page ~

While you are truly one of my favorite daddy bears, I regret to inform you that your position is slowly being usurped.

You see, I've been cursed with a practically non-existent attention span, so I'm easily swayed by little - and not so little - things (sort of like Dory in Finding Nemo). Since you've been out of my view and stuck in the periphery - but still looking damn sexy, if I say so myself - another man has moved into your position as the center of my boy crush fantasies.

I'm sure you'd understand, and that when the Peep Show comes to my fair city on October 30th, you'll probably end up redeeming yourself to the point that I'd be almost begging to be in the middle of a Steven Page/Tyler Stewart Special. Until then, I'll stick with my girl, and a local guy. :)

Love,
Carly


P.S.: To see the competition - Non Prophets. He's on the right-hand side, dressed as a pouty bumblebee. Gotta love it.

Comments

[bobinbstn.livejournal.com]

The pouty bumblebee is adorable!

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

Isn't he? :)

And his boyfriend would probably wring my neck for having a crush on him ... but that's okay. ;)

[bobinbstn.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I could borrow him for about an hour...

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

I don't see why not! I've borrowed him for entire evenings (nothing sexual - although I have kissed him) with no problem.

I'm sure he'd *love* the idea: "Rent A Ty"
*smirk*