Oh, Henry

[hiddenmuse]

I've been listening to Henry Rollins' spoken word performances (the Talk Is Cheap series is especially fun), and somehow came to the realization that I want to fuck Henry Rollins.


Yeah, I know. Kind of took me by surprise, too. I want to talk with him about being curmudgeon-y and telling those goddamn kids to get off the lawn. Looking forward to being 50 and badass (okay, so he's got about 12 years on me with that one ... heh), and telling Ann Coulter to just Shut The Fuck Up. And perhaps at the end of the night - well, you can probably guess what would happen there.



So yes, here I am, kind of surprised at the fact that I want to do nasty, naughty things with a man - and Henry Rollins at that!

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[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

I kind of got into him a bit late into the game - The Rollins Band's "The End of Silence" was my first exposure, and it was a very good thing.

It would be awesome to meet him, but I'd worry that I would have the "Ed Robertson Quark" response (I used to tell Kellie that if I'd met Ed Robertson, I would probably be so nervous that all I could say was 'Quark!') and feel like a total ass.