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hiddenmuse) wrote2005-07-13 10:22 am
hiddenmuse) wrote2005-07-13 10:22 am
Dear Tom Cruise ...
It's so nice to see that you've taken such an interest in Psychiatry.
Why do I say this? Because, dear Tomás, you've shot yourself in the foot so many times with your lovely little tirades - you're smart to have another career lined up, just in case acting no longer works out.
Although, I'll let you in on a secret: stay far, far away from Psychiatry. Just a thought. Perhaps you could consider Homeopathic Medicine, or even Chiropractic School. They tend to be more holistic and vitamin-friendly practices.
Love,
"Carlita Bonita"
Why do I say this? Because, dear Tomás, you've shot yourself in the foot so many times with your lovely little tirades - you're smart to have another career lined up, just in case acting no longer works out.
Although, I'll let you in on a secret: stay far, far away from Psychiatry. Just a thought. Perhaps you could consider Homeopathic Medicine, or even Chiropractic School. They tend to be more holistic and vitamin-friendly practices.
"Carlita Bonita"