I have a co-worker who's convinced that "They're in love," despite the fact that they met when he flew her out to his house for a meeting, they held a press conference to announce their engagement an hour after it happened (don't those things take longer than an hour to arrange? I would think that setting stuff up for it would take an hour), and they have a contract worth $5 million that they won't have sex for 5 years.

Yeah...that's love all right.