hiddenmuse: (LOTR - Geico)
hiddenmuse ([personal profile] hiddenmuse) wrote2005-03-18 02:11 pm

A letter I'd love to write ...

Dear Client -

You had a stick up your ass about getting the dual airbag credit added onto the insurance for your Midlife Crisis-mobile.

Now that I've added the credit, why don't you go and party down with your bad self ... and your ten cents' return premium, which is enclosed.

No Love - Ever,

Your Insurance Geek

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