The Onion rocks - as always!

For femmequixotic and other Harry Potter fans:

Final Harry Potter Book Blasted for Containing Spoilers


For my fellow Guitar Hero geeks: Sousaphone Hero


And, for those of us that got into cheesy boy bands (Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, New Kids, ad infinitum ... not Fall Out Boy, Kellie!): No one admits to singing, writing #1 single