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hiddenmuse) wrote2002-09-16 10:46 pm
hiddenmuse) wrote2002-09-16 10:46 pm
Mortgage Porn!
I swear, Lower Mortgage Rates have become the new pornospam for me.
I used to get spam offering me pills to give me a bigger penis (but if I want *that*, I can hop over to http://www.blowfish.com and order one up for a hell of a lot less!), or Viagra without a prescription, or bigger breasts (yeah, like DDs aren't big enough or something...), or free porno sites where I can see barely legals and their webcams, families, zoophilia, nude shots of Jennifer Lopez (although if she & Ben Affleck break up - there may be a small deluge of *those*, since J Lo did give her beau nudie shots recently) and other celebrities.
Instead, I get "Lower your Mortgage rates!" "Free Mortgage Quote!" and other things along those lines, all with subject lines reminiscent of the pornospam AOL seems to deal in.
I just delete it. I live in an apartment, with no desire to buy a house at this point in my life. I get enough Mortgage crap at work. I've done so many damn policy changes for mortgagees, I have ABN AMRO Mortgage Group's address practically memorized.
Although, if I get homesick for pornospam, Hotmail is still dealing in that. As well as the Mortgage Pornospam. Oh the joys of e-mail and the Internet. A neverending deluge of pornospam.
I used to get spam offering me pills to give me a bigger penis (but if I want *that*, I can hop over to http://www.blowfish.com and order one up for a hell of a lot less!), or Viagra without a prescription, or bigger breasts (yeah, like DDs aren't big enough or something...), or free porno sites where I can see barely legals and their webcams, families, zoophilia, nude shots of Jennifer Lopez (although if she & Ben Affleck break up - there may be a small deluge of *those*, since J Lo did give her beau nudie shots recently) and other celebrities.
Instead, I get "Lower your Mortgage rates!" "Free Mortgage Quote!" and other things along those lines, all with subject lines reminiscent of the pornospam AOL seems to deal in.
I just delete it. I live in an apartment, with no desire to buy a house at this point in my life. I get enough Mortgage crap at work. I've done so many damn policy changes for mortgagees, I have ABN AMRO Mortgage Group's address practically memorized.
Although, if I get homesick for pornospam, Hotmail is still dealing in that. As well as the Mortgage Pornospam. Oh the joys of e-mail and the Internet. A neverending deluge of pornospam.